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I’D EXPLAIN, BUT THAT’S UNPAID LABOR. Hoodie
I’D EXPLAIN, BUT THAT’S UNPAID LABOR. Hoodie
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A reminder that your energy is not free — and neither is access to it.
A mid-weight, soft-structured hoodie designed for those who value their peace more than conversation.
Minimal design. No noise. Just message.
Made for people who don’t over-explain, don’t overshare, and don’t perform for validation.
For the ones who mastered leaving things unsaid — because the right people already understand, and the rest don’t matter.
Relaxed silhouette with quiet luxury ease — ideal for late nights, long drives, and rooms where presence speaks louder than words.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
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